Top 10: Non-Lebron TV options...

  The Top 10 things we’d watch rather than the Lebron James signing announcement special on ESPN Thursday at 9 p.m. (8 central, 7 Pacific):

  10. A marathon of the Magic Johnson talk show

    9. Whatever is on the Hallmark Channel

    8. “The Phantom Menace”

    7. Anything starring Eddie Izzard

    6. “Bewitched” episodes with Dick Sargent as Darrin

    5. An Altoona “neighborhood” fireworks display

    4. A very special episode of “Blossom”

    3. Whatever is usually on ESPN Thursday at 9 p.m.

    2. “Ernest Goes To Camp”

    And the No. 1 thing we'd watch rather than the Lebron James signing announcement special:

    1. A replay of the 1992 National League LCS Game 7